I did not know that what I do sometimes is called clickbait! For example when I wrote the Pope had endorsed Vigano's third testimony. Of course I was speaking of Msgr. Charles Pope of Washington, DC.
Or when I use hyperbole like Bombshell and clairvoyant.
But today, even I who invented click-bait, unbeknownst to me, was taken in by an article at 1Peter5!
Here is the title and if you want the click the bait you can do so. I thought to myself, "self, what in the Holy Name of God and all that is Holy is Pope Francis doing now to create even more flummoxed Catholics throughout the world as though his five year papacy hasn't created havoc already. And as I read the story, my blood pressures was going higher and higher. What kind of youth Mass had His Holiness created. What would it look like? How much different from the Ordinary Form as we have come to know, love and recognize it would it be? Would the prayers at the foot of the altar be restored? Would the 1962's Offertory prayers be used? Would the pope genuflect twice at the elevations and the youth respond with the pope "Lord I am not worthy....thrice?"
Just what kind of "protestant" novelties would be in this newly concocted youth Mass, "ad orientem" as the Episcopalians and Lutherans practiced as well as kneeling for Holy Communion? Or would puppets be used like the dying liberal organizations of relgious women? Just what was Pope Francis going to do. So I clicked and was baited as my blood pressure soared only to find out that I had been had, which of course turned out to be a relief but not after a stroke: