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Friday, May 29, 2020

ALLIGATORGATE SCANDAL ON HILTON HEAD ISLAND! TOURISTS NOT OBSERVING PHYSICAL DISTANCING OR WEARING MASKS AS THEY HARASS 100 YEAR OLD BEHEMOTH OF AN ALLIGATOR CAPTURED AND LATER EUTHANIZED!



This is a part of southern culture and the 19 year old ringleader, pictured at the snout of the giant gator is a classic example of a southern good ole boy. Please make suggestions on how we priests in the south can create an inculturated southern rite for the Mass. I guess one suggestion would be alligator cinctures and buskens!

From this morning’s Hilton Head Island’s Island Packet Newspaper:

9 comments:

Bob said...

When I was a kid, we had an alligator in our swim hole which had been there for as long as anyone knew. He stayed in the tall grass at the exit end, in the shallow warm water, which was sand bottomed, ice cold, and clear at our swimming and diving from trees end. Sometime later, all the land surrounding was clear cut, and it all regressed to what it was before, a low spot in the ground and the stream became a muddy wandering track.

There was a famous such large gator in the Lagoon at Gulf Shores campgrounds, his skull is on display, which he would have kept, had he not taken to munching on camper's pets left out on chains overnight. All the gator huggers forget the things exist to live off whatever is at hand. And they forget they just saved countless younger gators from being killed by the big boy.

Fr. Allan J. McDonald said...

The gator had to be removed but the spectacle that followed wasn't necessary nor was euthanizing it as Savannah has a wildlife refuge about 30 miles away from HHI where he could have been brought. Or if this had been done more discreetly, the beast could have been euthanized without any fanfare or anyone knowing the difference.

Fr. Allan J. McDonald said...

BTW, Hilton Head has always been concerned about maintaining the plant and wild life of the island with strict building codes for residences and business where colors must be chosen that blend with the environment and no neon signs whatsoever, which applies to every business including famous fast food business. And trees are never clear cut. The Walmart parking lot there is like a jungle.

rcg said...

It is sad to hear the ‘gator was killed. But it was at command of the Wildlife Officer, so it would be interesting to know the reason.

Bob said...

Well, had it been a lot of our fine genteel southern folk, they would have dragged it to town behind a pick-up truck. Saw, one time, a large gator had been struck by a vehicle and it was at roadside. A bit later in passing spot again, a guy was loading it in the back of his truck to put it to some manner of use. Crowds have always gather to pose for photos at monster killings, and hangings and other executions as well. Locally, somebody poisoned a howling hound dog in a back yard across the street. I tried to warn the folk there were some very bad people behind him, and that I had heard them screaming in rage at the non-stop howling all day long and even a shotgun going off where I thought the poor thing dead at that moment, and the folks blew me off. There is no accounting for both the brutality and stupidity of people.

Anonymous said...

The whole thing just turns my stomach. I can’t begin to understand why the gator was not transported 30 miles down the road...

Gene said...

Morons

Bob said...

I can fully understand them deciding the local WMA needed no more large bull gators, and it clearly was a menace at that location. It is known as culling, if that was the call.

Anonymous said...

I watched the interview on WJCL of Joey Maffo, the 19 year-old man who subdued the gator, and his grandfather, Joe Maffo. As a Southerner, they certainly didn't sound Southern to me: he (Joey) referred to "you guys" in the interview, and the grandfather's (northern) accent was even more pronounced. But, that's not at all surprising, since I think you'd be hard-pressed to find many people in and around HHI who are actually Southern. Hence, neither the people/culture of HHI, nor the people who subdued (and rode/sat on?) the gator, were likely to have been Southern. They were almost certainly..........Yankees! So, perhaps the actual issue we're dealing with here isn't regional "culture," but the question of what appeals to people at various levels within a regional culture (in this case, people who probably weren't Southern at all). I can say, with absolute certainty, that no one in my thoroughly Southern family, would have been "riding" this alligator, had they been given the opportunity.