Welcome to Name That Priest. I'm your guest host, New Catholic...of Rorate Caeli fame.
Peter Kwasniewski, our regular host, is raking in the money as he is off today hawking his latest book to pipe-dreamers who actually believe that the TLM will return as the Western Church's primary Mass.
Okay, on with our show. Contestants, name that priest.
Contestant 1: I can name that priest in four motu proprios.
Contestant 2: I can name that priest in three motu proprios. ==================================================================
Contestant 1: I can name that priest in two motu proprios.
Contestant 2: I can name that priest in one motu proprio. ====================================================================
New Catholic: Okay, Contestant Two. For $1,000,000, name that priest.
Contestant 2: Who is Father...
New Catholic: Stop. Never mind. It's a trick question. The person pictured is not a Catholic priest as he is Jorge Bergoglio.
Okay, that's our program for today. Stayed tuned here on the Conspiracy Channel for our new laugh-a-minute sitcom...the Archbishop Viganò Show.
A cardboard cutout of Archbishop Viganò appears in his place as he is in hiding from the Vatican, New World Order, Bilderbergers, Trilateral Commission, Rockefeller Foundation, Bohemian Grove, and an irate Girl Scout named Tammy who did not receive his payment for 20 boxes of special Chocolate Chip Conspiracy Cookies that she had shipped to the Archbishop's friends at LifeSiteNews.
But his voice is heard via a special audio feed courtesy of EWTN's The World Over's sound engineers who, as they did during his interview with Raymond Arroyo, cut the microphone in not-so-secret fashion when the Archbishop offered preposterous nonsense that was considered too bizarre even for Viganò.
On today's premier episode, Archbishop Viganò befriends a radtrad who believes that radtrads, not the Magisterium, determine Church teaching.
Yes, Peter Kwasniewski, takes time from his book tour to portray himself.
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Pope Francis
Welcome to Name That Priest. I'm your guest host, New Catholic...of Rorate Caeli fame.
Peter Kwasniewski, our regular host, is raking in the money as he is off today hawking his latest book to pipe-dreamers who actually believe that the TLM will return as the Western Church's primary Mass.
Okay, on with our show. Contestants, name that priest.
Contestant 1: I can name that priest in four motu proprios.
Contestant 2: I can name that priest in three motu proprios.
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Contestant 1: I can name that priest in two motu proprios.
Contestant 2: I can name that priest in one motu proprio.
====================================================================
New Catholic: Okay, Contestant Two. For $1,000,000, name that priest.
Contestant 2: Who is Father...
New Catholic: Stop. Never mind. It's a trick question. The person pictured is not a Catholic priest as he is Jorge Bergoglio.
Okay, that's our program for today. Stayed tuned here on the Conspiracy Channel for our new laugh-a-minute sitcom...the Archbishop Viganò Show.
A cardboard cutout of Archbishop Viganò appears in his place as he is in hiding from the Vatican, New World Order, Bilderbergers, Trilateral Commission, Rockefeller Foundation, Bohemian Grove, and an irate Girl Scout named Tammy who did not receive his payment for 20 boxes of special Chocolate Chip Conspiracy Cookies that she had shipped to the Archbishop's friends at LifeSiteNews.
But his voice is heard via a special audio feed courtesy of EWTN's The World Over's sound engineers who, as they did during his interview with Raymond Arroyo, cut the microphone in not-so-secret fashion when the Archbishop offered preposterous nonsense that was considered too bizarre even for Viganò.
On today's premier episode, Archbishop Viganò befriends a radtrad who believes that radtrads, not the Magisterium, determine Church teaching.
Yes, Peter Kwasniewski, takes time from his book tour to portray himself.
:-)
Pax.
Mark Thomas
Mark Thomas,
Peter Kwasniewski is far more knowledgable about the Roman Rite than your little Golden Calf.
Father McD:
Clearly this story is fake news.
After all, we've been assured that trads are terrible, terrible people, there's no way they'd allow that cardinal to take part in their activities.
Right?
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