Prosperity gospel televangelist Jesse Duplantis is pleading with his followers, claiming he needs a $54 million jet to help him efficiently spread the gospel to as many people as possible, the Washington Post reports.
Interestingly, Duplantis even suggested that God would use private jets to evangelize, saying, “He’d be on an airplane preaching the gospel all over the world” and also opining that “Jesus wouldn’t be riding a donkey.”
I especially like the three jet engines in case two go out!
Oh, Lord won’t you buy me
A French business jet.
A Dassault 50 series
Is making me sweat.
I prayed hard all my lifetime,
OF and EF.
Oh, Lord! Won’t you buy me
A Frnch business jet.
He'll get his $54 million. There's a sucker born every minute.
"...Lord, we left all to follow thee."... umm, except the 54 million dollar jet.
How about a helicopter for your parish? That way, you can dodge the growing traffic jams when you head into Savannah...of course, it may take some creativity to find a landing space near the cathedral?
They will need payment plans for the 'love offerings'.
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