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Friday, August 6, 2010

THIS NUN WEARING THE SAME HABIT AS THE ACTING NUNS IN THE CELL PHONE COMMERCIAL IS A REAL NUN AND A MOVIE STAR!



5 comments:

Gene said...

Does this mean there is hope for Lindsay Lohan?

Fr. Allan J. McDonald said...

Father Benedict Grocshell has been praying for years that "Madonna" the singer become a cloistered Carmelite nun. Maybe she would become a prioress too! With God's grace all things are possible!

Gene said...

If we keep this up, the nun jokes will begin...

Gene said...

A young woman enters a convent where she is only allowed to speak two words every ten years. After her first ten years, she goes to Mother Superior and says, "bed hard." After ten more years pass, she goes to Mother Superior and says, "Food bad." Mother Superior says, "You know, you've been complaining ever since you got here."

Templar said...

A cop pulls over a car load of nuns. The cop says, "Sister, this is a 55 MPH highway. Why are you going so slow?"

The Sister replies, "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 41, not 55."

The cop answers, "Oh, Sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you are on!"

The Sister says, "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful."

At this point, the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling.

The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They are shaking something terrible."

The Sister answers, "Oh, we just got off Highway 101."