Wednesday, May 30, 2018

DANG! IF HE GETS ONE I WANT ONE TOO! I DON'T WANT TO BE UNECUMENICAL!

Does this televangelist really need a fourth $54 million private jet?

 Tanya Edwards
The Falcon 7X (Photo: Getty Images)
Prosperity gospel televangelist Jesse Duplantis is pleading with his followers, claiming he needs a $54 million jet to help him efficiently spread the gospel to as many people as possible, the Washington Post reports.

In a video posted to YouTube, television preacher Duplantis asked the Lord — and his hundreds of thousands of followers around the world — to fund a new Falcon 7X private jet.

Interestingly, Duplantis even suggested that God would use private jets to evangelize, saying, “He’d be on an airplane preaching the gospel all over the world” and also opining that “Jesus wouldn’t be riding a donkey.”

6 comments:

Fr. Allan J. McDonald said...

I especially like the three jet engines in case two go out!

rcg said...

Oh, Lord won’t you buy me
A French business jet.
A Dassault 50 series
Is making me sweat.

I prayed hard all my lifetime,
OF and EF.
Oh, Lord! Won’t you buy me
A Frnch business jet.

Anonymous said...

He'll get his $54 million. There's a sucker born every minute.

Gene said...

"...Lord, we left all to follow thee."... umm, except the 54 million dollar jet.

Anonymous said...

How about a helicopter for your parish? That way, you can dodge the growing traffic jams when you head into Savannah...of course, it may take some creativity to find a landing space near the cathedral?

ByzRC said...

They will need payment plans for the 'love offerings'.