Did you stand or kneel for the blessing? Was it offered after your Candlemas on Sunday? Did a bishop, priest or deacon offer you the blessing? In a blow against Holy Orders and a perceived clericalism, did a lay person offer you the blessing?
Just what did you experience? Were the candles lighted and if so, did you wear asbestos? And will you bring a lawsuit against the Church for your hair catching on fire or being exposed to a carcinogen? The same for the common chalice, lawsuits for spreading contagions?
Here are some photos to contemplate: