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Friday, November 22, 2024

I CAN LIVE WITH THESE RULES, ESPECIALLY NUMBER FIVE

 I hate cleaning up Doritos after Mass and American Fruit loops with red dye number five!




4 comments:

Tom Makin said...

And might I add...Stop the mid Mass, even during the Consecration, field trips to the bathroom with children. Teach them NO, we are not doing this!

monkmcg said...

#9. Come early, sit in a pew near the central aisle and glare at anyone who tries to move past you.

Fr. Allan J. McDonald said...

Indeed! The parish church I grew up in in Augusta had NO BATHROOM! You had to go to another building nearby. My dad insisted that we go to the bathroom before Mass because we could not go during Mass! I see children leaving to go to the bathroom as I am elevating the Host and Chalice, reason 3 million and 666 for ad orientem!

William said...

Vatican II vulgarized our sacred rites and these dicta no longer apply. Bugini has won and we no longer "own the Mystery."