This holy alligator wanted to go to Mass this July 5th at the 8 am Mass. He, or she, or whatever pronoun it, they, use, wanted to use the same entrance I use to get into Holy Family Church on Hilton Head Island. We Catholic islanders are quite inclusive of those who wish to feel included at Mass. We say, come as you are.
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And then what happened?
Did you retreat to your car for your handy .375 H&H rifle and then serve fried and breaded gator, good stuff, tastes like chicken (fried in oil used for fish)?
Take it home for a highly effective guard dog for condo parking spot?
Let the kids attending mass throw rocks at it?
Call the National Guard?
Peace be with you, Gator.
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