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Thursday, May 13, 2010

ON THIS FEAST OF OUR LADY OF FATIMA, OR ASCENSION THURSDAY, WHICHEVER YOU PREFER, I'VE HAD A PRIVATE REVELATION ROCKETING FROM MY HEAD!

The outside of our lovely church will remain the same, but the interior will be transformed to accommodate my new way of doing liturgy and being relevant--private revelations are great, helping me to ascend to great creativity!!! I can't wait, view video below!

I've decided to be a relevant priest after all these years, because the following video spoke to my heart, gave me a private revelation and changed my life and so beginning this Sunday, Mass will never be the same again at St. Joseph Catholic Church. It will be modeled on this video and make us into a super mega Catholic Church! We'll ascend to great heights! Life will never be the same! And you can purchase copies of my worship service videoed each week in our book store or on this blog. Tax deductible contribution of course!

"Sunday's Coming" Movie Trailer from North Point Media on Vimeo.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hilarious!
Got the point loud and clear!
I'll buy all your videos, and get some groupies together, then we might even rent space at the movie theater and have you can have your very own church and personal following. Sounds great!
(just kidding, of course)

The culture of 'me' has permeated EVERYTHING, from how we don't commit ourselves to one another, nor to Jesus, and how we want to pretend to worship but really just want to 'feel good' on Sunday morning.
Self sacrifice..too passe...too old fashioned.

Instead of Archbishop Fulton Sheen, we now have Oprah.

Will somebody PLEASE rise up and replace Oprah?

Seeker said...

Saw this yesterday. Satire can really drive home a point. especially a good one! We (I) need to laugh more.
But it is sad that this how some are fed or think they are.
Thanks for the giggle.

Robert Kumpel said...

This is too funny!

Father you've also reminded me of why I prefer to show up for movies right when they begin. The nonstop pre-movie hype on the screen has become insufferable.

Your blog is most contempervent.

Templar said...

But will they have kneelers for Communion? That's what I want to know. ;-)

llmcanally said...

Outstanding! It's comically factual - I call it COMICTUAL!!