I know a priest is not suppose to tempt people on Fridays of Lent, I just wasn't ordained for that, but can't I have fun any way? This is all tongue-in-cheek anyway and anyone who is in hell, the names have not been changed to protect the guilty.
Now this is a temptation that makes my mouth water on this Lenten Friday--but sadly no Ruth's Chris Steakhouse in Macon, but a short drive to Atlanta tonight and all kinds of debauchery! YUM, YUM, YUM!
We don't know if the Colonel is in hell, but how many people have eaten his finger licking good Kentucky Fried Chicken on Lenten Fridays? I'd say that he was an occasion of sin for them and thus he could well be condemned to the every lasting fires of hell?
Only in hell will Dr. Pepper cure you after eating this whopper, I mean Wendy's triple on a Lenten Friday, but go ahead, I dare you!
One of the very fine menus in hell on Lenten Fridays!
Go ahead and eat this today, clogged arteries are all the rage in hell!
A fish in the hand is a tasty Lenten treat indeed! Finger licking good I'd say!
You may eat this dead today and not go to hell! YUM, YUM!
Be forewarned, images of hell like this await you for wantonly disobeying Holy Mother Church as it regards abstinence on Lenten Fridays! The devils of hell delight in doing this on Lenten Fridays, don't you join them by your weakness to the temptations above!